I Wish I Could Tumble Like That Kid in Narnia

I saw the new Narnia: Prince Caspian movie tonight. Wicked. Really enjoyed it. And those kids are so darn pretty. Of course with it being a fantasy/fiction type movie you have to "suspend your disbelief," lalalala. But during these films there is that one moment where I snap back out and think..."ok, that was just really ridiculous." That moment tonight came for me when a rather large, bearded, white male resembling Santa Claus uttered the words, "My father was a black dwarf from the northern mountains." And I lost it for about 5 minutes. Fake horse-people, flying tiger things, kids who never get shot, hey, I'm with you. But Santy Claus was a bit distracting.

Oh, and there were some hookers outside my hotel when I got back. That was nice. I had no idea the Country Inn and Suites was full service.